Do You Love Britain?

Think you love this sceptred Isle?

Find out by answering these questions.

 Who is the greatest Briton of all time?
William Shakespeare
Winston Churchill
Isaac Newton
Margaret Thatcher

What was Britain's greatest social triumph?
Abolishing slavery
Universal suffrage
The creation of the NHS
The Highland clearances

Over the last century, which of the following has been Britain's most notable war-time foe, whom the decent hard-working people have thankfully defeated?
Nazi Germany
Iraq
Al Queda
The unions

What caused the global financial crisis?
Lack of regulation in financial markets
Overlending by financial institutions
A combination of the above
Gordon Brown handing out too many plasma TVs to scroungers

When the government's coffers are a bit short, where should they look to for more money?
Massively wealthy individuals.
Huge global corporations sitting on vast piles of cash rather than investing it.
Wealthy landowners, shareholders, and others who make money through mere ownership of capital.
Extremely poor people who work, can't find work or are too sick to do any.

What caused the global financial crisis?
Lack of regulation in financial markets
Overlending by financial institutions
A combination of the above
Gordon Brown handing out too many plasma TVs to scroungers

If your boss asks you to clean his boots what is the correct response?
Calmly refuse, saying, no, that is not the job I am contracted for.
Punch him in the face and walk out.
Go and speak to a union representative.
Get on your knees and use your tongue to lick his boots, whilst dropping your trousers in case he wants to pleasure himself afterwards.

What is the most likely cause of death for someone living in Britain today?
Heart attack.
Cancer.
A car accident.
Being hit by a rogue cyclist running a red light.